Dog show had its funny moments—whether you knew it or not!

Opinion by William Wilczewski

Tuesday’s finale of the 137^th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show could have had a chicken rolling on the ground as if it were covered in flour and sitting next to a hot vat of oil.

Needless to say, that’s my way of saying that I might burn myself (the chicken) on this one, but here goes.

(JUST REMEMBER THAT IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, and that all complaints can be sent to take-a-joke@hotmail.com, but don’t expect a speedy response.)

Anyway, this is how I saw a few of the entrants:

WINNER, BEST IN SHOW: Banana Joe, the affenpinscher (below, top photo).

“Looks like a big dog relieved itself after eating a cat’s fur ball!”

RESERVE DOG (or second place or first loser): Swagger, the old English sheepdog (middle photo).

(Although you can't see it below ...) "Gotta a butt like Honey Boo Boo’s mamma!”

THEN THERE WAS: Honor, the bichon frise (bottom photo). “Looks like glued cotton balls with eyes!”

NOT PICTURED HERE IS: the smooth fox terrier. I didn’t catch his name, either. Sorry!

“Looks like you put some thin skin and an eye patch on a coat hanger and walked it around an arena.”

*Just a few dog-eat-dog observations for all us canine lovers out there! (Am I right?)

AP photos via Fox Sports

Banana Joe, the affenpinscher

Swagger, the Old English sheepdog

Honor, the bichon frise